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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4197 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 146 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting devoured is our delicious virtual snacks, not your dignity like OP’s husband at the sports bar! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.
If you’re tired of your real-life spouse embarrassing you in public with their food shoveling skills, come join us where the only thing you’ll be shoveling is blocks to build your dream castle. No judgment here, just good times and plenty of spinach dip for everyone (but please, use a virtual spoon).
Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your eating habits or lack of self-awareness like OP’s husband. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any awkward moments at the dinner table.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world? Just remember, no finger-licking allowed, unless you’re fighting off creepers!
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