HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8881	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	3475
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ores Mined:	6200
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Emeralds Found:	632	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Seafood Savvy Server

#sustainability, Aquaculture, Biodiversity, conservation efforts, environmental impact, Farm, Feed, Food, food production, Humanity, Mariculture, marine ecosystems, negative impacts, ocean farming, planet, research, saltwater seafood, savvy, seafood, SEAS, Server, sustainable practices, University of Michigan

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	1941	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Love Letters Sent:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we farm food from the seas like underwater wizards! we are like the aquaman of minecraft, making sure everyone has enough seafood to feast on. our underwater farms are so lit, even the fish are jealous! join us and be a part of the coolest mariculture gang in the block. who needs land when you can rule the seas in minecraft? swim with us and let’s make the ocean great again!

TITE World KRMP server minecraft

banner, first, KRMP, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, server in minecraft, Tite, world

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9542	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.

TideWorldse.aternos.me:12915

Virtual Vibe Crafters 1.21

Anime, autistic, avatars, BIZARRE, Crafters, creativity, eccentric, fotm, Obscure, off the rails, quirky, rave wife, SLOP, train loving, Unconventional, Underground, Unhinged, Unique, VIBE, virtual, Vtubers, weird

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, bro, forget those basic bitches with their anime avatars, come join our Minecraft server for some next level craziness! We’re all about that weird, unhinged, off the rails, obscure shiz here.

If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then you gotta join us. We’ve got a community of total nutjobs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Plus, we’ve got a special surprise for all you train-loving ravers out there. Our server is like a non-stop party on tracks, with all the wackiness you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KMS Bullrun Madness

achievement, anxiety, bullrun, coping strategies, DEADLINE, determination, goal-setting, kms, madness, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self improvement, self-care, stress, success, support system, Time management

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Void Armor Forged:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server! We got crazy bullruns and challenges that will blow your mind. If you don’t join in the next 6 months, you’ll be missing out big time. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s have a wild time together!

CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer

complacent, Conversation, CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer, Dates.., DATING, FAITH, gas, Job, judgment, MONEY, new job, Notice, partner, Plan, Quitting, relationship advice, Shut down, unemployed, video games, walking out, winging it

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of “winging it” just like the guy in this story! Join us and leave your responsibilities at the door, because here, we believe in living life on the edge without a plan.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can quit your job without notice, play video games all day, and have absolutely no plan for the future. Sounds like paradise, right? That’s the kind of carefree vibe we’re all about here.

We encourage our players to embrace their inner “wing it” mentality and just go with the flow. Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft? Plus, if you run out of money for gas to visit your Minecraft buddies, don’t worry – we’ve got your back.

So come join us on our server and let go of all your worries. Just remember, if anyone questions your lack of planning or responsibilities, just tell them you’re “winging it” like a pro. It’s all part of the fun!

BlockyDadSwag

5 year old, Air Force, aita, Birthday, BlockyDadSwag, christmas, clothes, dad, daddy’s little man, different state, FaceTime, Gifts, Phone, Pictures, Refused, Shirt, single mom, Son, WIBTA

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	New Chunks Explored:	648271
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you tired of dealing with deadbeat dads and their questionable fashion choices for your child? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?

BlockAndRoll

advice, Awareness, be vigilant, BlockAndRoll, Confidence, defend yourself, defense tactics, empowerment, fight back, Martial Arts, personal safety, Physical fitness, preparedness, Protection, safety tips, SECURITY, self defense, self protection, stay safe, survival skills, trust your instincts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of block-fu to defend yourself against any pixelated foe! Our players have survived countless zombie hordes and even tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. So if you want to become a Minecraft ninja warrior, join us and unleash your inner Steve Seagal!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	6841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6