Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where hunger is just a temporary inconvenience but horniness is a never-ending saga! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of…release. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to build a house while also trying to, uh, build something else. So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the longest without giving in to their primal urges. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Villages Defended: 20
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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