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Players: 100/700 Votes: 9668
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 435 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of ungrateful basement-dwelling relatives who can’t even cook for themselves, let alone for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and leave the real-life drama behind.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.

Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!

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  • Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6

    Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 7911
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3339 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind and build your own jail cell to repent for your sins.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of breaking the law in a virtual world where the only consequences are a slap on the wrist (or a ban if you get caught by the mods, but who cares about that, amirite?).

    Build your own underground lair, smuggle contraband items, and engage in shady deals with other players. It’s like living out your wildest GTA fantasies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where crime pays (in diamonds, of course). It’s a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and only the most cunning and daring players will come out on top. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GF_GrowUpCraft

    GF_GrowUpCraft
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 5583
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

    Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

    Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

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  • BlockyPainSecrets

    BlockyPainSecrets
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 6864
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

    CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 744
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

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  • Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

    Retro Tubers Craft 1.20
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 892
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

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  • FILsLastNameMCServer

    FILsLastNameMCServer
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 815
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

    Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

    Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

    So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

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  • WifeNeedsDiamonds

    WifeNeedsDiamonds
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 1634
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Crops Grown: 6136
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

    Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

    Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

    So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

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  • SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

    SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7866
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1696 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Crops Grown: 8202 Secret Passages Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

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  • CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect

    CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 176
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every decision you make could lead to a wild adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of changing your virtual life with just a click of a button.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You accept, of course, and end up becoming best friends with the llama, who turns out to be a secret disco champion.

    Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking sheep and flying pigs. You become their hero by saving them from an evil chicken overlord who’s been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie cows.

    But beware, for every decision you make on our server could have unexpected consequences. Choose wisely and you could become the ruler of a kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you as their savior. Make a wrong move and you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of creepers and skeletons.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your decisions shape your destiny in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

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  • TallCraft Worker 1.21

    TallCraft Worker 1.21
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 6441
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 409
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

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  • FavorGoneWrongCraft

    FavorGoneWrongCraft
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 7698
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4032 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 116 Potions Brewed: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your average soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But don’t worry, we have a justice system in place to settle disputes like these. You can take them to court and fight for your precious diamonds back!

    Or how about this: You build a beautiful castle, only to have it raided by a group of mischievous players. But fear not, you can form alliances with other players to protect your fortress and seek revenge on those who wronged you.

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have regular events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations for fun. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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  • SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

    SelfLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 835
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 872946
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mines Excavated: 4887
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

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  • ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

    ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 3687
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 412 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ores Mined: 2439 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

    we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

    don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

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  • Nasal Passage Party

    Nasal Passage Party
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 7944
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ores Mined: 9179 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Chimeras Created: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of unicorn farts and the pigs fly with jetpacks! we have a secret underground base where the llamas run the show and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

    if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to breathe underwater like a fish and ride a rainbow-colored dragon into battle against evil zombie villagers.

    plus, our server is so lit that you will never have to worry about your nasal passages drying out again because we have magical potions that keep them perfectly humidified all night long.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

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