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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 516 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Votes: | 3942 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 587977 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 224 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
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