HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5323
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	113
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Epic Age Clocks: Cell Edition

age, aging, aging process, biological age, Biomarkers, Cell, cell resolution, cell type, cellular biology, Clocks, DNA methylation, Edition, Epic, epigenetic clocks, gene expression, health, Longevity, medical advancements, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, quantify, research, Science, Specific, Technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo yo yo! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where time is just a suggestion and epigenetic clocks are the new currency. Want to quantify your biological age at cell-type resolution? We got you, fam. Just hop on our server and watch as your cells age in real time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Fight off hordes of mutant zombies with laser swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Blue Heaven

Blue, brand new, Check it out, Economy, Fun, Heaven, Jobs, looking for players, Mature Players, MCMMO, Mechanics, no pay to win, Plugins, Qol, Ranks, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, stop by, Surprises, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Blue Heaven Minecraft Server

Features
McMMO
Jobs
Economy
Ranks
RTP
Some other small surprises

If you are interested, please stop by and check it out.

Server IP: 172.240.227.236:25720

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, there is no pay to win on this server.
Are there any game-changing plugins?	No, there are only quality of life plugins that do not alter the game mechanics.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is enabled but must be consensual between players.
Are there staff members available to help?	Yes, there are staff members present to assist players with any issues.

HoloEN Departure Damage 1.20.6

1.20.6, community response, Content Creation, Damage, Departure, digital content creators, Entertainment, fanbase, holoEN, Impact, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, leaving a group, Online Community, online following, online personalities, online presence, streaming, talent agency, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, bro, forget about that drama and come join our lit Minecraft server where the only damage you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house!

We got more fun than a collab between Gura and Calli, with crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and a community crazier than Ina’s art skills.

Don’t be a simp for the drama, be a chad and join our server where the only tears shed are from laughing too hard at our ridiculous shenanigans.

So ditch the HoloEN drama and come join us for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than Kiara’s chicken conspiracy theories. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

2021Vibes ➡️ 2025Goals | Minecraft SMP

2021Vibes, 2025, 2025Goals, Achievements, anticipation, aspirations, Blessings, dreams, Future, good year, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, Hope, looking forward, Minecraft, new beginnings, opportunities, optimism, Positive, progress, Reflection, smp, success

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3111
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, totally lit fam. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin is a real-life wizard who can summon creepers to do the Macarena on command.

Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. And next month, we’re planning a massive build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be epic!

So come join us on this crazy server and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny hidden in the depths of our custom-built Nether fortress. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #creeperdanceparty

YumCraft: The Forbidden Fruit

amazing taste, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, Forbidden, Fruit, guilt-free, healthy food, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, mouth watering, Nutritious, satisfying, scrumptious, surprising flavor, Tasty, unexpected taste, Wholesome, YumCraft, yummy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like that one healthy food that tastes so good, you’ll swear it’s not good for you.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. Our pigs have grown wings and are now soaring through the skies, dropping loot as they go. And don’t even get us started on the cows that can breakdance like pros.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons drop sick beats.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most delicious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

SeaCableSabotage Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, cyber attack, Defense, Europe, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, nato, NATO response, naval forces, russia, sabotage, SeaCableSabotage, SECURITY, Server, strategic deterrence, Surveillance, underwater cable

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Holy Grails Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got underwater cable sabotage like whaaat?! We got NATO up in here tryna strengthen their Baltic Sea military presence but we just building epic bases and trolling each other with TNT cannons. You gotta join us for the chaos and madness, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. Let’s show NATO who’s boss in this wacky world of Minecraft!

GasBustersEU

eastern europe, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy independence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, Energy Transition, Europe, European energy, european union, Fossil Fuels, gas pipelines, GasBustersEU, Geopolitics, Natural Gas, renewable energy, russia, Russian gas, Ukraine transit

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? WELL THEN, COME JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT ALL THE CRAZIEST SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE IN A LAND FILLED WITH FLOATING PIGS AND RAINBOW SHEEP. WHY? BECAUSE WHY NOT! WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES OF GRAVITY HERE, WE MAKE OUR OWN RULES!

AND GET THIS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT KITTY CAT WITH LASER EYES. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, LASER EYES! AND WHEN YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET A RAINBOW UNICORN AS A PET. IT’S INSANE, I KNOW!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT YOUR ARMOR AND STILL BE PROTECTED. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! EUROPE’S RUSSIAN GAS ERA MAY BE ENDING, BUT OUR SERVER IS JUST GETTING STARTED!

Blocky Brain Freeze

belief systems, Beliefs, blocky, Brain, cognitive barriers, cognitive biases, cognitive boundaries, cognitive constraints, cognitive filters, cognitive limitations, cognitive restrictions, constrain, fixed beliefs, FREEZE, limiting beliefs, mental boundaries, mental constraints, mental limitations, mindset restrictions, thinking, thought patterns

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9915	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the chickens do the cha cha slide. we got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dancers.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini-games. we have a special enchanted diamond sword that turns into a magical unicorn when you defeat the ender dragon.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets. plus, our community is so friendly that even the skeletons give out free hugs.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let your minecraft dreams come true on our server. remember, beliefs constrain thinking, so let your imagination run wild with us!

Block Party: NIMBYs Beware!

2010 law, Annual, BEWARE, BLOCK, building permits, forcible mergers, France, France law, government intervention., housing construction, housing crisis, housing market, housing permits, INCREASE, mergers, municipal consolidation, municipalities, NIMBY opposition, NIMBYs, Party, power, urban development

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dat 2010 law in France dat forced peeps to merge towns, but instead of buildings, we building up mad houses and shizz! NIMBYs ain’t got no power here, so u can build all da houses u want without no haters tryna stop u. Plus, we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like it’s a rave party up in here. So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be off da chain, yo!

Vortex SMP

Adventure, anti cheat, balance, Challenges, Chaos, Community, competitors, Economy, Events, Fresh, gameplay, Hosting, kill, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, semi anarchy, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, steal, Survival, vortex

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Vortex SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	`in-2.hrhosting.fun:25574`

Looking for a semi-anarchy Minecraft server with exciting features and a growing community? Vortex SMP is the place to be! We’ve hit huge milestones and are ready for an even better 2024. Come join us for a fresh start and new adventures!

Why join Vortex SMP?

500+ Members and 500+ New Players in Season 6! We’re growing fast, and we want YOU to be part of it.
Upgraded Hosting for smoother gameplay and a lag-free experience.
Improved Anti-Cheat: Custom tweaks to ensure a fair and fun experience for all players.
Balanced Economy: A meaningful economy system that adds depth without overpowering gameplay.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every kill matters! Steal hearts from your enemies and keep your own alive.
Semi-Anarchy Gameplay: Build, destroy, and survive – with just the right amount of chaos.
Custom Events: Regular events and challenges to keep things fresh and exciting.

What are we looking for?

Active players who want to join a thriving community!
Friendly competitors who love a good challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed to a certain extent in line with the semi-anarchy gameplay, but excessive griefing is not tolerated.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	Players are free to build any structures they like, as long as they adhere to server rules and guidelines.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?	Custom events such as PvP tournaments, scavenger hunts, and building competitions are regularly held to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server where players can chat, ask questions, and participate in community events.

Epic Quest Minecraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Coast, developer commentary, ending, Epic, episode 2, first time playthrough, fps, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, half-life 2, Half-life series, hl3, iconic game, memorable moments, Minecraft, player experience, Quest, Sci Fi, Storyline, valve, video games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6661	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mines Excavated:	3681
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Farms Harvested:	974
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s better than the ending of Half-life 2! Explore beyond the Coast and discover new adventures that will keep you hooked. With developer commentary (just kidding), you’ll be entertained for hours on end. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the disappointment of a bad ending and immerse yourself in a world where the possibilities are endless. Who needs HL3 when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “What the block?!”

24HrBestMinecraftSMP

24HrBestMinecraftSMP, best thing, Blessings, delightful surprises, fortunate events, good news, gratefulness, happy moments, heartwarming experiences, highlights of the day, joyous occasion., memorable events, moments of happiness, moments to cherish, past 24 hours, positive experiences, positive outlook, positivity, silver lining, Small victories, unexpected joys

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Zombie Dances:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ores Mined:	6730	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Votes:	1016	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans happening on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, a secret underground disco party, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles between players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. So, what’s the best thing that’s happened to you in the past 24 hours? Probably nothing as wild as what goes down on our server!

BlockDrop Masters

acceptance, BlockDrop, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, emotional intelligence, forgiveness, healing, inner peace, letting go, Masters, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, personal growth, Releasing attachments, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, Surrender

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of holding onto grudges and negative energy? Well, join our Minecraft server and let it all go! Our virtual world is like a therapy session on steroids, where you can release all your pent-up anger by blowing up creepers and battling zombie hordes. Trust us, it’s way more effective than screaming into a pillow.

We have a special feature on our server called the “Grudge Arena,” where players can settle their beef in epic PvP battles. It’s like couples therapy, but with swords and fireballs. Plus, we have a “Forgiveness Forest” where you can meditate and let go of all your past grievances. It’s like a spiritual cleanse, but with pixelated trees.

So if you’re ready to release all that negative energy and start fresh, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocky worlds to explore and conquer? Let it all go, one creeper explosion at a time.

BlockyHostage Minecraft Server

BlockyHostage, Conflict, Crisis, Deal, extremism, gaza, Hamas, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation tactics, negotiations, news report, Palestinian territories, Political, refusal, Release, Report, Server, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a hostage negotiation in gaza! our players are like hamas, refusing to release some hostages (but don’t worry, they’re just virtual ones).

we have more twists and turns than a soap opera, with plotlines crazier than a conspiracy theory. join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (but probably not).

so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. just remember, anything can happen on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

ElonCraft: Cyber Security Edition

Business, China, confidant, cyber, cybersecurity, Defense, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, Espionage, ex-general, foreign relations, innovation, national security, Politics, SECURITY, security risk, spacex, Technology, tesla, TIES, trump, united states, Warns

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	71	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Villages Defended:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

so like, u know how elon musk is like, besties with trump? well, turns out he’s also like, bffs with china or something. and like, this ex-general guy is all like, yo, that’s a security risk, bro. but like, who cares about security risks when u can join this lit minecraft server, amirite? like, we got crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow ur mind. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and drop some sick loot for all the players. so like, join now before the feds shut us down for being too awesome.