Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Farms Harvested:	885	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Enchantments Applied:	129
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2436
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Votes:	5066
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6528	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	8657	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Ores Mined:	2576	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com