Hangman’s Retreat | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	346

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Void Gems Collected:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crops Grown:	2695	Votes:	2498

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2820
Dimension Hops:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1771	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Enchantments Applied:	233	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	3161	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Items Found:	4362
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Emeralds Found:	9685

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2196	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	120
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Votes:	7260	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1961