Hangman’s Retreat | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Items Found:	7310	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6313
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6961	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8210	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Emeralds Found:	5652	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Potions Brewed:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Runes Activated:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Votes:	7130
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	93/100	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3