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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6267 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 948 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6839 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!
Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!