New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 94/100 Votes: 9713
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
Secret Passages Found: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old virgin but still getting all the ladies calling you handsome and cute on those random call apps? Do you find yourself e-dating them for months on end? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.

Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)

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  • Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

    Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 9821
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Villages Defended: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

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  • HubbylessGiftsCraft

    HubbylessGiftsCraft
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1440
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7153 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

    🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

    🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

    🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 6389
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Votes: 1100 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

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  • RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 8246
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Star Shards Collected: 60
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

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  • Elon’s Far-Right Craft

    Elon’s Far-Right Craft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7740
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

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  • NOVA

    NOVA
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4452
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 73
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Ores Mined: 9372
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Hacking Allowed Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
    Griefing Allowed Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
    Base Building Players can build their own bases and structures.
    PvP Players can engage in player versus player combat.
    No Resets The server will never be reset.
    Unmoderated Chat Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
    Large Storage The server has 200GB of storage.
    Obbi Roof Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

    Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

    Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

    FAQs

    Q: Can I hack on the server?

    A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

    Q: Is griefing allowed?

    A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

    Q: Will the server ever reset?

    A: No, the server will never be reset.

    Q: Is chat moderated?

    A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

    Q: How much storage does the server have?

    A: The server has 200GB of storage.

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  • Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

    Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 6138
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Magic Items Found: 1471
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 156 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Potions Brewed: 98

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

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  • Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

    Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 9784
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

    Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

    Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

    And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

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  • TableTimeTussle

    TableTimeTussle
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 3172
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Potions Brewed: 124
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

    But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

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  • Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

    Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 5265
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

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  • KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

    KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9688
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

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  • Pixel Haven 1.20.1

    Pixel Haven 1.20.1
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 6072
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 186

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

    We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

    And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

    Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

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  • Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

    Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 7626
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

    Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

    So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

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  • FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 3962
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9990 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 106 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

    Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

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