Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server

25 year old, Appearance, attractiveness, Community, cute, e dating, fakecel, handsome, ig, Insecurity, judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, Omegle, online dating, relationships, self esteem, Server, social media, stigma, validation, Virgin

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old virgin but still getting all the ladies calling you handsome and cute on those random call apps? Do you find yourself e-dating them for months on end? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.

Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Emeralds Found:	9246
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	8144	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6767
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	190
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8397
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	94
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mines Excavated:	3199
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	6661
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.