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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 4505

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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