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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7313 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 57 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Ores Mined: | 1061 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
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