New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 94/300 Votes: 6175
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

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  • BlockyCraze: WeirdestHabit

    BlockyCraze: WeirdestHabit
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 8842
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old traditions and habits? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself participating in the wackiest traditions and habits you never knew you needed. From building giant statues of llamas to having dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and crazy adventure. Who knows what weird tradition or habit you’ll pick up next!

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 8698
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Emeralds Found: 1934
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Crescenta – Geopolitical Roleplay Minecraft Server
    IP: crescenta.org

    Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server, seeking players to join and contribute to the world-building of this new and exciting world. The server offers unique features to enhance the gameplay experience, including an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards for worldbuilding and roleplay, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.

    Join Crescenta today and start your adventure in this rich and immersive Minecraft world!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What is Crescenta? Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server focused on world-building and player interaction.
    What are some unique features of Crescenta? Crescenta offers an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.
    How can I join Crescenta? You can join Crescenta by connecting to the server IP: crescenta.org.
    Is there a Discord server for Crescenta? Yes, you can join the Crescenta Discord server at https://discord.gg/R8HRKkhvPd.

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  • CliqueCraft 1.21.2

    CliqueCraft 1.21.2
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 8068
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

    I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombie chickens? It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rave party in the Nether.

    Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. And the community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending meme convention.

    So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your therapist.

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  • BombCraft Minecraft Server

    BombCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2220
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got heavy bombs dat u can make locally, no need to rely on dem US shipments anymore.

    imagine da chaos u can cause with these bombs, blowing up entire villages and creating massive craters in da ground. it’s like fireworks but on steroids!

    join us now and be part of da revolution in minecraft warfare. let’s show dem other players who’s da real boss in town. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start blowing stuff up like a true madman!

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  • SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

    SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 9583
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2464 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3903 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

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  • NoMomentumNoMe

    NoMomentumNoMe
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 8978
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dimension Hops: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 55 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Ores Mined: 2909 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

    ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

    BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

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  • Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

    Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 941
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8016
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

    IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

    SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

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  • SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 6512
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Zombie Dances: 1 Ores Mined: 6448
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 270 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 5

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    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    2m.vanilla-box.ru

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  • Lacerta Survival

    Lacerta Survival
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 3290
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5968 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Emeralds Found: 306
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lacerta Survival Server Overview

    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Plugins None
    Features No tping, claims, or economy plugins
    Community Encouraged to build relatively nearby
    Goal Build an active community of long-term players

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join the discord and get whitelisted here
    Are there any non-vanilla plugins? No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
    Can I teleport to other players? No, tping is disabled on the server
    Is there an economy system? No, there are no economy plugins on the server

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  • Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

    Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 5984
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4446 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

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    Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

    Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

    We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

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  • CraftyCrisisServer

    CraftyCrisisServer
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 1337
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Towns Built: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Love Letters Sent: 17

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    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

    Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

    On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

    So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

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  • BlockPartyAfter5

    BlockPartyAfter5
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 9994
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 288
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Animals Bred: 103
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

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    Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

    So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyIndoFeasts

    CraftyIndoFeasts
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 7317
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3108 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Dimension Hops: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Void Armor Forged: 20

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    join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

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  • Starry Eyeball Toucher

    Starry Eyeball Toucher
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 3227
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Magic Items Found: 7063 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

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    hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

    if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

    but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

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  • Morning Java Jive Server

    Morning Java Jive Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6423
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 658619 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Votes: 7165

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    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

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