Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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