HammockHogger420 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Votes:	3577	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	283	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	149571	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	972
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3395
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	88
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Animals Bred:	153

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Love Letters Sent:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	66
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

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https://discord.gg/roliumgen

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7991	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mines Excavated:	1758	Star Shards Collected:	261
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	247	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Items Found:	2912

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	3341
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	105
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!