Hammerland | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wolf Tracklist Tyler 1.21.3

1.21.3, 48, awkward, bimmer, Campfire, Colossus, Cowboy, domo23, IFHY, jamba, lone, parking lot, partyisntover, Pigs, Rusty, Slater, tamale, Tracklist, trashwang, treehome95, Tyler, tyler the creator, Wolf

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Emeralds Found:	2710	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy party with wolves, cowboys, and awkward moments galore.

We got domo23 and slater throwing the wildest parties, and even Colossus makes an appearance to shake things up.

Forget about reality, join the chaos with partyisntover, campfires, and bimmers everywhere.

IFHY if you’re not on this server, where pigs roam free in parking lots and everything is rusty and trashwang.

Treehome95 is where it’s at, with tamales cooking and a lone adventurer seeking treasure.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get weird together!

MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mines Excavated:	1435
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	831	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Animals Bred:	149	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Runes Activated:	8

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3418	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

play.laimcraft.ru

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Star Shards Collected:	173	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2133
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	1226
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Emeralds Found:	9645
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	845	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	78715	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	38040
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Players:	94/200	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0