hamiumMC ・ Season 5 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9275	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Votes:	4710
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

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DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	153
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1944

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	109
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchantments Applied:	176
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Potions Brewed:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	153
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crops Grown:	2118	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mines Excavated:	2529
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5