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HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats
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ScamCraft: Still Falling!
Are you tired of falling for scams in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and fall for our virtual scams instead! Our players are so gullible, they’ll believe anything you tell them. Want to sell them a block of dirt for a diamond? Done. Convince them that you’re actually a Minecraft wizard who can summon dragons? Easy peasy. Join our server and become the ultimate scammer, because who needs real-world consequences when you can just respawn and try again?
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F35Craft Minecraft Server
lolol join this epic minecraft server where we have norwegian F-35 fighters ready to deploy at any moment!! u never know when u gonna need some epic air support while building ur blocky castle!! we even had to use them when the evil russian players tried to attack us on january 15th!! but don’t worry, we showed them who’s boss with our epic fighter jets!! join now for the most intense minecraft experience ever!!! #blockywarfare #aircraftsfordays #minecraftmadness
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Redstone Kremlin: Secret Server Tour
come join our epic minecraft server where russian diplomats sneak into british parliament and cause chaos like creepers in a village! build your own secret hideout and plot world domination with your fellow players. join now for a chance to be the next international incident in the making! haha so funny join now!
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Necklace Gang – VIP Only
u ever wanted to wear a lanyard around ur neck and feel like u have access to exclusive areas?? well, on our server, u can do just that!! wear a lanyard and people will think u have special needs but really u just have special powers in the game!! join us and be the lanyard-wearing hero u always wanted to be!!
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MommyCraft: Kid-Sponsored Privacy Concerns
come join our epic minecraft server where the kids are always sponsored and the personal data is always revealed! with a 75% chance of seeing children in every post, you’ll never be bored! our strategic data sharing will have you on the edge of your seat, wondering what will happen next! join now for a wild ride of privacy concerns and sponsored content like you’ve never seen before!