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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1449 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.