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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6524 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 8931 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Potions Brewed: | 27 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.
oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.
also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of emerald blocks, a unicorn will appear and give you a ride to a land made entirely of cake.
so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a wild adventure every time you log on. plus, there’s a taco stand run by a talking pig. what more could you ask for, amirite?
