yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier wars than Hamas-led militants, like u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right, it’s a straight up war zone in dis bih. we got global rights groups checkin us out cuz our battles be so intense, they callin us the real war criminals of Minecraft. u wanna be part of dis madness, join us now and start wreckin havoc like there’s no tomorrow. come on, what u waitin for? BOOM!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

    Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

    ””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

    BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

    3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Farms Harvested: 107
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

    That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

    Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

    Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9246 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

    Snowflake Society Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

    Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

    Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 190 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Danmachi Minecraft Server

    Danmachi Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Freya Cranel for a wild ride filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking llamas.

    Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.

    But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

    Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

    Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

    And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

    So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 4554

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

    MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

    Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

    What do we offer?

    → More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

    → Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

    → Lots of cool mechanics ✨

    → Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

    → Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

    If you wish, you can:

    → Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

    → Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

    → Or just develop calmly ✨

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

    Make America Great Again Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 429 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

    The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

    But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

    Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends

    Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like waking up in a whole new dimension – literally!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday

    Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of untamed wolves? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a robot army and more crazy stories than a llama with a jetpack.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).

    Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • /yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft Server

    /yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (who has now graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu! These YouTube and Twitch stars will guide you through epic adventures and crazy builds that will leave you in stitches.

    Enna will show you how to build the most insane redstone contraptions, while Millie will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Nina, the Minecraft mastermind, will teach you the art of PvP like no other, and Reimu will take you on a journey through the most mind-bending parkour courses.

    But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with all the tools and resources you need to dominate the server. From enchanted weapons to secret potions, Ethyria has got your back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Greatest NXT I’ve Ever Seen Minecraft SMP

    The Greatest NXT I’ve Ever Seen Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. These creepers were so chill, they even helped the player mine diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper aw man!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most lit PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: players riding on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of evil villagers riding on top of zombie horses. It’s chaos, it’s epic, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

    So come join us on this wild adventure and be a part of the greatest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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