once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.
so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.
Updated November 19, 2024
Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.