HamasCraft: The Inconvenient Truth | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Blocks Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to give evolution another chance!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey through time and space, where dinosaurs roam the lands and aliens invade from outer space. Build your own time machine and travel back to the prehistoric era to tame a T-Rex as your loyal steed, or blast off into space to battle intergalactic beings with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “mutation” plugin that allows you to combine different mobs to create your own unique creatures. Ever wanted a flying pig with laser eyes? Now’s your chance!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s give evolution the second chance it deserves!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixelated Paparazzi: Where Creepers Snap the Best Shots!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret feature that no other server has – a hidden camera roll full of accidental nudes! That’s right, while you’re busy building your dream castle, you might just stumble upon some scandalous photos that will leave you blushing and laughing at the same time. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows what you’ll find in our camera roll next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CreeperCraft: “I Am Addicted to Coca-Cola”

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Yes, you heard that right, our sheep can actually hold a conversation with you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Weebs Minecraft: English Showdown with JP Vtubers

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, only to be greeted by boring and unenthusiastic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky!

Join us and witness the epic battle of English-speaking JP vtubers as they compete to see who can speak the best English while building the craziest structures in the game. From virtual idols to virtual warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a group of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FoodCraft: Where you can finally enjoy virtual food without the calories! #nomnom

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will change your life in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and you’ll find yourself eating tapioca pudding like never before, all thanks to a wild adventure in Spy Fox 3 that opened your eyes to the wonders of this delicious treat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away to the grooviest tunes, all while battling creepers and zombies in the ultimate dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Emeralds Found:	2038
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	976	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Join My Army of Demanding Players

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We require a payment of over 50k up-front before you even sign in. Why? Because we believe in the power of cold, hard cash to fuel your Minecraft adventures.

2. Want to have Sydney Sweeney as your in-game girlfriend for a whole week? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Just imagine the epic quests you’ll go on together.

3. Our sergeant is a master pizza chef, and he will impress you by making a pizza with more meat than you could ever imagine. And if you can top his creation, you’ll earn the respect of the entire server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible, and the adventures never end. Just watch out for creepers with a taste for pizza!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyHonkai – Where Minecraft meets Honkai Impact 3rd for ultimate chaos and fun! #944

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Forget about boring old servers, ours is like the Honkai Impact 3rd of Minecraft worlds. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the adventure of a lifetime and join our server today! Just make sure to watch out for any sneaky villagers trying to scam you out of your emeralds.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	2795
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Boobies: The Minecraft Server for Anime Fans and Memelords

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas, and even befriending a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a whole coop of these diamond-laying chickens!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Potions Brewed:	86
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Babes and Beers: Where we ask the important questions like ‘Is my wife hot?’

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere because our admin accidentally spilled their coffee and now the whole server is on fire. But hey, at least it’s warm, right?

Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Emeralds Found:	3085	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Items Found:	1519	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky McBlockface Adventures: Where Minecraft meets memes and mayhem!

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Are you tired of the same old boring internet? Have you conquered every game and watched every movie out there? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant unlimited power and hilarity. But beware, the banana is guarded by a mischievous army of dancing creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s tallest and most majestic chicken tower? Climb to the top and bask in the glory of our feathered overlords as they squawk and strut their stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crops Grown:	8569
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AnimeTittyCraft: Where Russian Boys and Japanese Girls Unite for Epic Adventures!

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Are you a fan of WMAF relationships in anime? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated love stories between a white block and an Asian block. Witness the drama unfold as they navigate through creepers, zombies, and skeletons to find true blocky love. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own WMAF block romance on our server! So come on over and join us for a love story like no other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Zombie Dances:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Booty Bounce House

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a wild adventure like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who is rumored to drop a diamond-encrusted egg if you can defeat him in battle.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and the chance to fulfill your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	1852	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to dance!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join our server where we have more drama than a Greek tragedy and more twists than an Arabian Nights tale!

Join us as we embark on magical adventures, just like YHWH’s son in that crazy fanfic. Who knows, you might even become the main character in your own wacky adventure with YHWH himself (now with an Arab name for extra spice)!

Don’t be like the Jews in the pic, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	336128
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Dilemma: Buy Both Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks? We’ve got it! How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords? Yep, we’ve got that too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for golden potatoes. Need a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want a house made entirely of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? The llamas are waiting to show you the way!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2