HamasCraft: The Inconvenient Truth

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, HamasCraft, inconvenient, inconvenient truth, Islamic resistance movement, MIDDLE EAST, Opinions, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, palestinians, political allegiance, Politics, poll, public opinion, Radicalism, Support, survey, terrorist organization, Truth

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you wanna have a blast and like, build some crazy stuff, then you gotta join this server, bro. like, we got all the coolest mods and like, the friendliest players ever.

i heard this one time, there was this dude who built a giant banana out of diamonds, like, what even? that’s bananas, man. and then there was this other dude who tamed a creeper and rode it around like a boss. like, who even does that? only on this server, bro.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party all night long. i heard they even have a disco ball made out of emeralds. like, what even is life? so come join us on this server and like, let’s make some epic memories together. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4479	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Items Found:	7206
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ores Mined:	6083
Mines Excavated:	2479	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	940137	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	5415
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	818099	Mines Excavated:	3138
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Potions Brewed:	179
Emeralds Found:	1780	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Votes:	4541	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dimension Hops:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9908
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Votes:	8481	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!