Ham5teak

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Ham5teak is a cracked 1.8.9 – 1.19.3 Minecraft network based in Singapore. We have many different gamemodes on our network such as Survival, Skyblocks, Creative, Anarchy, Vanilla and Factions – all of which installed with unique plugins such as custom enchantments, items, and world generation, topped with a global anticheat system. Our network also contains custom structures such as beautiful Spawns and PvP arenas, all constructed by our build team. Fun minigames, and events are frequently hosted by our dedicated and friendly staff team.

play.ham5teak.xyz

Epic Quest Minecraft 1.21.2

1 million dollars, 1.21.2, 1M, big reward, cash incentive, challenge for money, Epic, financial incentive, financial motivation, follow for a year, follow for cash, follow for money, long-term commitment, lucrative offer, million dollar question, Minecraft, money challenge, money experiment, money for commitment, money motivation, one year challenge, Quest, tempting proposal, year long commitment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2130
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! This server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on, but in Minecraft form!

We got more epic quests than a knight in shining armor could handle, and the loot is so good, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we’re always down for a good laugh and some shenanigans.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of pixelated madness and mayhem, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let the good times roll!

UncleCreepBeGoneMC

AITAH, backhanded compliments, calling out, Conversation, creepy comments, Defensive, Disappointed, EMBARRASSMENT, exaggerating, family barbecue, Girlfriend, hit on, Jealousy, Joker, overreacted, private handling, public calling out., Struggle, touchy, uncle, UncleCreepBeGoneMC, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and creepy uncles are strictly prohibited! Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you won’t have to worry about any uncomfortable situations like the one mentioned above.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and make new friends along the way.

Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for creepy uncles or any other inappropriate behavior. If anyone tries to make you uncomfortable, just call them out in the chat and our moderators will take care of the rest.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

NoMoreNether – Too many ghasts and not enough snacks!

10. Unpleasant travel memories, 11. Travel mishaps, 12. Bad vacation spots, 13. Places to steer clear of, 14. Travel disappointments, 15. Avoiding tourist traps, 16. Unpleasant travel destinations, 17. Regrettable vacation choices, 18. Travel nightmares, 19. Disastrous travel experiences, 2. Avoiding bad destinations, 20. Places to skip on your next trip., 3. Regrettable travel choices, 4. Travel horror stories, 5. Disappointing vacations, 6. Places to avoid, 7. Travel regrets, 8. Terrible tourist destinations, 9. Never again travel spots, Ghasts, NoMoreNether, SNACKS, worst travel experiences

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
New Chunks Explored:	213309	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a creepy, haunted mansion and got chased by a pack of zombie llamas? Yeah, that’s definitely a place you never want to visit again. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that! Join us for a wild adventure filled with rainbow-colored sheep, talking parrots, and secret treasure chests hidden in the most unexpected places. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who loves to break out into dance parties whenever someone finds a rare diamond. So why not join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless those zombie llamas show up again, in which case, run for your life!).

RainbowCraft: Happy Blocks & Crazy Minds

Bisexual, blocks, crazy, Happy, Lesbian, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ mental health, LGBTQ+ individuals, LGBTQ+ mental health conditions, LGBTQ+ mental health disparities, LGBTQ+ mental health research, LGBTQ+ mental health statistics, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health comparison, mental health conditions, mental health disparities, mental health issues, mental health rates, mental health research., mental health statistics, mental health studies, Minds.., RainbowCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9146
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit for all u minecraft players out there. we got rainbow blocks and unicorn horses and all that jazz.

if u join this server, ur mental health will be, like, off the charts good. like, u will be happier than a pig in mud. we got therapists in the game who will give u virtual hugs and kisses to make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

plus, like, if u identify as LGBTQ+, this server is, like, the place to be. we got rainbows everywhere and pride parades every day. u will feel so loved and accepted, u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

so, like, come join us on this magical minecraft journey. ur mental health will thank u, and u will have more fun than a llama at a disco party.

Newsky – private vanila server minecraft

1.21.4, banner, Discord, entrance, free, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, newsky, private server, private vanila, server description, Servers, Storage, truck server, Vanila

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Private free truck server at 1.21.4Entrance via Discord

65.108.21.214:25628

Quirm SMP

1.21.4, Community, Competition, Coreprotect, Discord, Events, Expectations, Lag-free, mature-smp, Minecraft, mod, proximity chat, Quirm, rules, Simplicity, smp, tps, Unique, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	133

Quirm SMP

Apply here

Overview:

In Quirm, We’re all about keeping it Unique and Simplicity. We aim to provide a space where players can relax and enjoy Minecraft in a fun and awesome way!

Server Specs
64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

Why Quirm SMP?

Our server features:

Have a pure vanilla experience with some unique twists and quests
Active community with up to 20+ players on weekends
Proximity chat gameplay
CoreProtect to prevent griefing
Unique events and competitions
Lag-free experience with 20 TPS

Rules & Expectations:

Must be at least 17 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil, have common sense, and respect others
Must have a Discord account to join

Additional Info:

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
Exclusive items through weekly events
Mobs and players drop heads upon death
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4 with Simple Voice Chat
Weekly events and border expansion

Mfinda Anime Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, animation, Anime, collaboration, feature length, film, Land, Masao Maruyama, Mfinda, nlite, Project, Shop

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5966	Crops Grown:	4395
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

We got Masao Maruyama collaborating on a feature-length animation project called “Mfinda”!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s connected to such a cool project, right?

Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer

AITAH, college, crack, dorm room, emotional, Financial, forcefully, Friend, living off, Messy, moving out, NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer, roommate, Situation, Struggling, Unannounced, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	4910	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate roommate drama in a virtual world! Join now for a chance to deal with pesky roommates like Liz who never leave and make a mess everywhere they go.

Experience the thrill of trying to kick out unwanted guests while navigating through a virtual dorm room with a curtain separating you from the chaos. Will you be able to convince your roommate to see the light and get rid of their freeloading friend?

Join our server now and show off your negotiation skills as you try to maintain peace in your virtual living space. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate roommate drama queen! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBoyzStealinCash

aita, alcoholic ex, arrest, Asshole, backstory, bad guy, Beliefs, CraftyBoyzStealinCash, family rift, girlfriend’s son, gravity, Job, Money stolen, Prevention, relationship, sports, successful life, theft, WARRANTS

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6525
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Votes:	8137	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where stealing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of thievery and chaos as you navigate through a world where anything goes.

Need a job? No problem! We offer in-game employment opportunities for all players, even if you’re just a kid. Who needs sports when you can be a professional thief in our virtual world? Plus, we have a strict no judgment policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you that you’re in the wrong.

Join us on the server where being the bad guy is actually a good thing. And don’t worry about ending up like your girlfriend’s ex – we’ll make sure you’re on the path to success, one stolen diamond at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s steal some blocks and build a new life together!

PixelPraiseCraft

Compliment, distinct, eXtraordinary, flattered, individualized, memorable, one of a kind, particular, personalized, PixelPraiseCraft, praise, quirky, rare, Singular, Special, standout, stuck with you, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weirdly specific

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

One player said our server was so amazing, it cured their fear of spiders in real life. Another player claimed they found a diamond block in every single chest they opened. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a secret unicorn level hidden somewhere in our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1077	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	8955
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Animals Bred:	110
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ores Mined:	8312
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Farms Harvested:	359

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!