Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

Alternate Reality, BELIEF, change the world, Conspiracy Theory, cultural icons, Delusion, destiny, Fame, Future, futuristic, Gang-Stalking, gangstalkers, Icon, Manipulation, mind control, PARANOIA, psychological warfare, society, Surveillance, Technology, time travel, wealthy tourists

join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	282	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

Abandoned, Adventure, building, Cake, Community, Crafting, creativity, Custom, Dungeons, Empires, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Immersive, java, Lore, Magic, Modded, Monsters, Neuroshroud, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Whitelist

NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	237	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

Adventures, chapter 10, Delayed Pokemon Adventures, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokemon, Pokemon Adventures, Pokemon Chapter 10, pokemon characters, pokemon comic, Pokemon delayed release, Pokemon Manga, Pokemon manga chapter 10, pokemon manga series, Pokemon plot, Pokemon series, Pokemon story, Pokemon storyline, Pokemon SV, Quest, Server, Sorry for the delay, SV

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

aging, anxiety, boomer privilege, cancers, die young, fatalistic outlook, fear, Future, health concerns, health risks, life expectancy, lifestyle choices, live until 80s, LiveUntilOurMinecraft, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality, pessimism, SMPFeeling, societal trends, uncertainty, weird feeling

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HouseHubbyHushHub

Behavior, birthday present, boarding school, boat, class differences, decorating, family dynamics, half-sister, House, HouseHubbyHushHub, Jealousy, lakefront cabin, luxury, private jet, Privilege, Rich, Rude, sister, trust fund, Wealthy, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crops Grown:	8395	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

American classic, cheesy comfort food, cheesy dishes, cheesy goodness, cheesy pasta, cheesy recipes, comfort food, comfort meal, correct way to eat, creamy pasta, Culinary tips, delicious pasta, food etiquette, indulgent meal, mac & cheese, mac n cheese, macaroni and cheese, macaroni cheese, MacNCheeseMuncher, Minecraft, pasta dishes, proper way to eat, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Potions Brewed:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FirstMovieCraft

childhood memories, cinematic journey, film debut, first movie, FirstMovieCraft, movie buffs, movie classics, movie discussion, movie experience., movie genres, movie history, movie lovers, movie magic, movie marathon, movie memories, movie night, movie nostalgia, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie reviews, movie trivia

Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TaiwanStraitTrolls

air intrusion, Chinese reconnaissance aircraft, defense protocol, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign relations, international relations, Japan airspace, Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, maritime patrol, military presence, military response, naval transit, regional tensions, security measures, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic response, Surveillance, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitTrolls, territorial dispute

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BadWolfMC server: Because adulting is hard, but Minecraft is harder!

activities, adulting, APPROVED, BadWolfMC, crossplay, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Farms, HARD, Harder, Jobs, Mechanics, Minecraft, Network, Performance, Plugins, Prizes, Protection, Quests, Resource worlds, reviews, Server, Shops, Vanilla, Wiki

BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

Server Information	IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Overview	Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

Features	Drama-Free and Inclusive Community Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist Impeccable Performance Java-Bedrock Crossplay Engaging Events and Activities Robust Protection and Mechanics Eco-Friendly Worlds Community Integration

General Server Rules

Rules	All players must be 18 years of age or older No Griefing No Client Mods/Exploits No Advertising/Spam Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	Server IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
How do I apply for membership?	Membership Application
What are the server rules?	Refer to the full rules here

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4354

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Creatures of Legend, Deception, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, friendship, horned creatures, horned horses, loyalty, Magic, magical animals, Miko, Minecraft, mythical animals, mythical beings, mythical creatures, smp, trust issues, turned, turned against, unicorns

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unicorns, and not just any unicorns – these unicorns are out for revenge! That’s right, even Miko, the most peaceful unicorn in all the land, has turned against you and is ready to wreak havoc. Join our server if you dare to face off against these mythical creatures in epic battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And who knows, you might even be able to tame a unicorn and ride off into the sunset in style. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoSisKidsDailyBabysit

Babysitting, Boundaries, childfree, Choice, Communication, family, Free Time, Guilt, Help, NoSisKidsDailyBabysit, parents, PRESSURE, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Siblings, stand your ground, Support, Understanding, VALUES, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being guilted into babysitting your sister’s kids every weekend? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about that! No family drama here, just pure fun and games.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build magnificent structures and explore vast landscapes. No pressure to babysit virtual kids here, just endless possibilities and entertainment.

So come on, leave the real world responsibilities behind and join our server for a truly guilt-free gaming experience. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build some epic block castles and forget about babysitting for good!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

UnsatisfactoryLoveMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping, counseling, emotional, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, marriage advice, mental health, partner, personal growth, relationships, satisfaction, sex life, Support, Therapy, Understanding, UnsatisfactoryLoveMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of being stuck in a loveless marriage with no spark in the bedroom? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual family.

Our server is filled with players who have also found themselves in lackluster relationships, but have found true love in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a partner who can’t satisfy you when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to take out your frustrations on?

So come join us and leave your boring real life behind. Who knows, you might even find a new partner who knows how to enchant your pickaxe in all the right ways 😉.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Animals Bred:	125
Runes Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CheatDayCraft

Cheat Day, cheat day food, cheat day meal, cheat day treats, Cheat Meal, cheat meal ideas, cheat snack, CheatDayCraft, comfort eating, comfort food, Favorite Food, food cravings, food indulgence, guilty pleasure, indulgence, treat yourself, weekend cheat, weekend indulgence, weekend splurge, weekend treat

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat food is stale bread? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the cheat food is unlimited pizza delivered straight to your virtual doorstep by a fleet of flying pigs! That’s right, no more settling for measly bread crumbs when you can feast like a king on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pizza, a pizza so delicious that it’s rumored to grant players special powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from their fingertips. So come join us and indulge in the most epic cheat food experience of your life. Trust us, once you’ve tasted the Diamond Pizza, you’ll never want to play on another server again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Emeralds Found:	1078	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.