Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Runes Activated: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3017 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9875 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Dimension Hops: 6 Animals Bred: 97
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Animals Bred: 130
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 84
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HouseHubbyHushHub

    HouseHubbyHushHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

    Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

    Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Magic Items Found: 6080
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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