Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
Void Armor Forged: 24 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • = HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

    = HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server
    We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2132

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Animals Bred: 62
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Zombie Dances: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

    The Heel Minecraft SMP Show
    Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • AutisticSisMCServer

    AutisticSisMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

    Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

    Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Ores Mined: 8485 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockPartyFamVacay

    BlockPartyFamVacay
    Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

    Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

    FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 New Chunks Explored: 490211
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 80 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2380 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Crops Grown: 1342 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Crops Grown: 6384 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 113 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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