Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Dimension Hops: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Digging4Diamonds

    Digging4Diamonds
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Ores Mined: 3955

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

    InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!
    Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
    Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!
    Server Details:
    Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
    Website: MyInstaCraft
    Dynmap: Explore the Map
    Discord: Join us on Discord
    About Us:
    – Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
    – Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.
    Features:
    – Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
    – Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
    – Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
    – Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
    – Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.
    Who We Are:
    Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
    Q: Are there any rules I need to follow? A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
    Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server? A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
    Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing? A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

    Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

    Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

    But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Star Shards Collected: 264
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DadTax.exe

    DadTax.exe
    Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

    On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • WakeUpCraft SMP

    WakeUpCraft SMP
    Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

    ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!
    Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

    NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun
    lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Animals Bred: 142 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

    Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Alien Abductions: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

    BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

    Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

    IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

    Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 348
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5624 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version:1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

    Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

    A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

    Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

    The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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