Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like halfpint420 getting stolen by an old liberal vaxxed hippie with a massive cock. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Build your dream world, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and maybe even find your own virtual love story (hopefully without any cheating involved).

So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might just find your own Cheyenne waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness. Join now and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Star Shards Collected: 168 Runes Activated: 1
Chimeras Created: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
Epic Quests Completed: 17 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY