So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Emeralds Found: 3729 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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