So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 17
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Enchantments Applied: 238

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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