Half Gone Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Villages Defended:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Votes:	3164	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	1853	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchantments Applied:	92
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3985
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	163	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Star Shards Collected:	78
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3751	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1