Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown

aging, balding, Confidence, countdown, genetics, hair care, hair growth, hair loss, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, hairline, hairline concerns, hairline health, hairline maintenance, hairline progression, hairline solutions, hairline treatment, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, receding hairline, self esteem, smp, thinning hair

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crops Grown:	1620
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Potions Brewed:	142	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of losing your hairline and your investments in LINK? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and watch your hair grow back as you mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Rumor has it that our server is so lucky, just being on it will make your crypto investments skyrocket again! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic of Minecraft save your hairline and your portfolio!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	179
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Magic Items Found:	2325	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crops Grown:	2769
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Items Found:	4010
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	189639

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	402
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	622	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crops Grown:	6449
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever