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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Enchantments Applied: 109 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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