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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4678 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?