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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3457 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?