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Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6648	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Divine Spears Created:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Crops Grown:	4436	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	79
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Animals Bred:	105
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dimension Hops:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1971
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Votes:	8799
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Star Shards Collected:	63	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	253	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2