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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9453	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	5724

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9340	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	987619
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7258	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	188
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2111	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8089
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	81	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ores Mined:	4070	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	4697	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	105/200	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23