HairCraftGlobeTrotters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers drop sick beats. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.

we have a pet chicken named cluckington who gives out free hugs to all new players. our trees grow candy instead of leaves and our oceans are made of liquid gold.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows. our villagers are all professional dancers and our nether portal leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

so come on down to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity). join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. our hairs must be quite spread out around the world, so why not join the fun?

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	647	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Emeralds Found:	7643
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	8691
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Votes:	824	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchantments Applied:	145	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	6583	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	9043	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Potions Brewed:	198
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!