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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 256 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1596 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
come join our minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers drop sick beats. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.
we have a pet chicken named cluckington who gives out free hugs to all new players. our trees grow candy instead of leaves and our oceans are made of liquid gold.
if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows. our villagers are all professional dancers and our nether portal leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.
so come on down to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity). join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. our hairs must be quite spread out around the world, so why not join the fun?
