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ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Votes:	5406	Endless Night Skies:	2

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Emeralds Found:	8692
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1708

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

PutinCraft2020

Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, German MP, global affairs, International cooperation, international politics, international relations, nato, political alliances, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, US-Russia relations, Western countries, world leaders

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	49	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

lol imagine a minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and u can join in on the fun! build ur own wall or invade ur neighbor’s base, the possibilities are endless! top german mp says transatlantic relations are over, but who cares when u can join this crazy server and start a new world war of ur own! come join us and make minecraft great again!

Spectre SMP

application, Builder, collaboration, Community, crossplay, Discord, Europe, Events, Friendly, Longevity, Mods, Projects, PvP, Redstone, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Focus	Communal spirit, collaboration, and friendly space
Features	Established community, long-term world, creative projects, performance mods
Server Specifications	Fabric 1.21.4, hosted in Europe
Mods & Tools	GeyserMC support, recipe changes, faster minecarts, Voice Chat, Discord link, etc.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!

What are we looking for in players?

Builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
Players who interact often and well with other members.
Creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
Active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat in meetings and discuss projects for the server.

Server specifications and mods

Fabric 1.21.4 and hosted in Europe
GeyserMC support for Bedrock/Java Crossplay
Lots of performance mods
Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)
ArmorPoser Mod (used on Hermitcraft)
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

Join our Discord server

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Enchanted Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult content, Alluring, attractive, Boy, desire, Enchanted, enticing, Erotic, erotic boy, erotic female, explicit, female, INTIMATE, lustful, passionate, Provocative, Realm, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is turned upside down, where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and adventure. We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “erotic boy(female)” – a mysterious being that will grant you three wishes if you can find them.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a change of underwear.

DisapPOINTEDCraft

Accountability, ANNOYED, Best Friend, Boundaries, Closure, Communication Issues, confusion, Disappointed, DisapPOINTEDCraft, emotional distress, Emotional support, friendship, ghosting, hurt feelings, lack of effort, mixed signals, neglect, relationship, self worth, unresolved feelings, validation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchantments Applied:	225
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ores Mined:	9689

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and confusion of real life! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about disappearing friends or unanswered messages. Our virtual friends are always there for you, ready to explore, build, and have a blast together.

Imagine a world where you can build a fortress to protect yourself from annoying situations, like being ghosted by someone you thought was your best friend. Or maybe you just want to relax and fish in peace, without the stress of real-life relationships.

So come on over and join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. Let’s leave the real-world problems behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. See you there!

CreeperCoffeeCraft

barista, black coffee, Brewing, caffeine fix, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee beans, coffee culture, coffee lovers, Coffee maker, coffee shop, CreeperCoffeeCraft, drink, Espresso, french press, homemade coffee, how-to, iced coffee, latte, morning routine, pour over

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of drinking your coffee in boring old mugs? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drink your coffee out of a diamond-encrusted goblet while riding a flying pig! That’s right, we have flying pigs on our server because why not? Join us and experience the most ridiculous coffee-drinking experience of your life!

ZelenskyyLegitCraft

chancellor, Conflict, controversial remarks, criticism, Dangerous, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, legitimacy, media coverage, political statements, power dynamics, president, public opinion, Scholz, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyLegitCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	46

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide! like, one time, a player built a house made entirely of diamond blocks and then a giant chicken came and laid golden eggs all over it! it was lit af!

plus, the admins on this server are like unicorns, they grant wishes and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “please”! and if u find the secret hidden temple, u get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs! yasss queen!

also, there’s this rumor that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u get transported to a secret disco party in the sky where all the mobs are breakdancing and the music never stops! it’s like a rave but with skeletons and zombies! so epic, right?!

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! let’s build, mine, and explore together in this magical world of pure awesomeness! see u there, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty French PFAS Ban

Ban, chemical compounds, Crafty, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental standards, european union, France, French, health hazards, health risks, industrial pollution, legislation, PFAS, Pollution, public health, Regulation, Sustainable development, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even France adopted one of the most ambitious laws on PFAS just to try and be as cool as us. yeah, that’s right, we’re trendsetters in the virtual world and the real world.

if you wanna be part of this madness, come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty rad.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Probot server minecraft

Account.., add description, banner, banner-lazy, description, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, personal account, ProBot, Probot banner, Probot server, Rating, Server, server description, server image, Servers, Storage

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

The description of the server server “Probot” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

probotot.aternos.me

Players:	100/400	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1