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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8630 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 483 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.
plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).