join dis minecraft server if u wanna find out what it feels like to eat hair in ur food!! we have a special plugin that adds random hairs to ur virtual food so u can feel the thrill of finding a surprise in every bite.

but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.

plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Void Armor Forged: 12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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