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Hurricane Helene’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to recover from the devastation of Post Hurricane Helene.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a sea of floating furniture, all washed up on the shore from the storm surge. But fear not, brave adventurer, for we are here to rebuild and revive this once beautiful coastal town of Dunedin.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find lost treasures buried beneath the wreckage, battle against the elements to rebuild our homes, and compete in ridiculous challenges to see who can come out on top as the ultimate survivor of Post Hurricane Helene.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane journey of recovery and chaos in our Minecraft SMP like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Void Armor Forged:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ores Mined:	2567	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

StreamerFailCraft

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Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	784
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mouth Microbe Mayhem

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join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

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Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchantments Applied:	256	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WeekCraft Warriors

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On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Eco Trash Bash

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Emeralds Found:	5658
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CatCraftHideout

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchantments Applied:	213
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3