Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46
Magic Crystals Found: 22 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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