””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9268	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Chill Zone

Survival, Whitelist

Hello and welcome to The Chill Zone. We are a small community of members that are looking for a relaxing end to a stressful day.

Here are a few things our server includes….

IMPORTANT NOTE: This server is whitelist required. Join the discord server for more information…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8772	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MadGaming

Factions, PvP, Survival

madgaming.eu is a factions survival server. We have a wide range of plugins, features and friendly staff. Our server is hosted on dedicated hardware located in Europe. Visit our website at www.madgaming.eu for more information on our server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8084	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ZentralCraft Network

PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

ZentralCraft Network is a Hispanic Minecraft server, where you can play 3 modalities together with several users!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Freedom United

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Freedom United is a server where we allow the player to have a lot of freedom of what they want to do. We give you alot of plugins to play with, while still trying to maintain that Vanilla feeling we all know and love!

For example, we have hundreds of quests availible to you. We have intresting areas you can explore, Coop arena’s, cities where you can buy stuff, and much much more! (Full list down below!). All this, while keeping the Vanilla Feel! Players are allowed to build, walk, kill, and explore all they want!

Link to the Dynmap: http://94.213.198.23:8123/ __________

The IP for our server is: 94.213.198.23 Feel free to join! You are always welcome considering there is no Whitelist !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Urucraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Server 1.8 to 1.20 Modalities: Survival, Creative and SkyBlock, We are a newly opened Network in expansion

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8927	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	159

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AngelsCraft

Hey guys welcome to AngelzCraft we feature some awesome plugins including : *Factions *Timeismoney *Lockette *Bounty *Dogtags *And many more =)

Our server holds 200 people at a time WITH NO LAG!!! and the server is up 24/7 We have awesome staff with 10 Admins, 1 Mod, 1 Co-Owner, and 1 Owner.

IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org

Angelscraft.enjin.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	41
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DEADZONEmc

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Max level >> 150 Starting money 500 Reserve every midnight Wedding lock box protection Bank – keep level – die without dropping items Level lifeskill +buff random box NPC trading Create a guild + NPC send quests Log in to receive daily rewards /reward Make something permanent NPC gives out free buffs ⁠buff-shop

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GoPro

The best Latvian server! McMMo Factions 50 slots 24/7 No lag! Shop!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Potions Brewed:	79
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

IgniteSMP

Anarchy, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Anarchic Frontiers

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

* Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	6872	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2273	Runes Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Dragon Eggs Found:	3529

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mc-Exodus

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	953162	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DG Minecraft

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Animals Bred:	146
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.