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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	2034
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

================ManiaCrafting ================

This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Yitzy101s Prison Server

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Outburst Designs

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Novylen

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	297
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

Minecraft Portugal Community

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8507	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4411	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Horsecraftnl

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8233
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Toro League

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5934	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BuildingParadise

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	154	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AmishSMP

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	491545
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.