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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our weekly llama racing competition. Don’t be surprised if you log on one day and find that the entire server has been turned into a giant maze by our mischievous admin team.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most dedicated players can find. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of killer dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

FiretruckDriver Minecraft SMP

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Lmao, bro, forget about euphemisms, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like a wild party where everyone is driving firetrucks left and right, if you know what I mean 😉 We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground club where we throw parties every night. And get this, the owner of the server is a talking llama who can shoot lasers from its eyes! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s drive some firetrucks together, bro! 🚒🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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DecadentCraft

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Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so decadent, even the animals have style. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see just how wild things can get on our server!

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Elon’s Imaginary Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine if elon musk was like, “yo, come join this server or else you’ll miss out on the ultimate white genocide experience” and then the south african court was all like, “nah bro, that’s just in your imagination, ain’t no white genocide happenin’ here, just some epic minecraft adventures, ya feel me?” so, like, join now for a wild ride of craziness and fun, cuz who needs reality when you have this server, amirite?

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CraftyEUvsUS

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here.
oh, and get this, one time a player built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was so lit, bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party in the nether. the zombie pigmen were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.

and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. we’re talking diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there.

so what are you waiting for, dude? come join the fun and craziness on our minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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Tentacle Tech SkyBots – Build, Fly, Laugh!

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join our epic minecraft server where we already have all the technology to build autonomous flying ai robots with tentacle arms and it’s only a matter of time before they take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to mine diamonds with you. plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. join now before the robots overthrow us all!

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Red Planet Beach Party

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hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da ancient beaches on mars wish dey could play on it! yea u heard me right, mars used to have oceans and dey were like “dang, wish we could build sandcastles on dat server!”
dis server is so cool, even da aliens wanna join! dey heard bout all da crazy builds and epic pvp battles and dey were like “take us to dis minecraft paradise!”

so if u wanna be cooler than a martian chillin on a beach, come join dis server! build, fight, and have a blast like never before! ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s for sure!

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CraftBR Vanilla

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Welcome to our minecraft server!

If you enjoy Survival Vanilla mode, with an authentic and challenging experience, this is your place! Here you can explore, build and venture into a pure survival world, with no modifications that change the essence of the game.

Mining World: We have a special mining world for you to explore caves and resources without impacting the main world! Perfect for those who love to mine and collect materials.

We are always looking for improvements, constantly working to bring new ideas, updates and events to our community. Each day, we seek to offer the best experience to our players!

Come join us and help create an increasingly amazing server! Enter now: br-01.stabilityhost.com.br:25821

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iwtown

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In our server you can claim your own country so that nobody can steal something. And you can sell Sugar Canes for money. You can also join our Discord server to stay informed of changes! Discord.gg/hm5yx8v2ka

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⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

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The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

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Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
Gangs Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim
Auction House – sell your items at auction
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon) throughout the Prison
Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

What are the Ranks?

Ranks	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrative Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrative Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order. They enforce rules such as no PVP, no Swords, no Potions, and no Bows. Breaking these rules will result in consequences by Guards.

We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

For more information, visit the Discord or join the server at play.thepen-mc.net

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Yo bro, forget about medical drama, come join our Minecraft server! We got more excitement than a hospital waiting room! Build your own crazy creations and let your imagination run wild! Who needs medical drama when you can have blocky adventures with your homies? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality more than a medical mystery! So ditch the medical drama and join us for some epic Minecraft fun!

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TimeWasterz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends trying to force you out of your introverted shell? Do you want a place where you can just be yourself without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us and build your own introvert paradise, where you can decline social outings without any pushback. Need to study for that big exam? No problem, we support your decision to prioritize your education over a night out.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the pressures of socializing and just enjoy some peaceful building. Plus, we have virtual parties where you can socialize with other introverts who understand the struggle of being coerced into social events.

So come join us and say goodbye to friends who just don’t get it. Build your own world where you can be unapologetically introverted, because here, we respect your boundaries and won’t try to change you. Join now and let your introverted flag fly high!

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NoRide4UChauffeur

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your coworkers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the daily grind of being someone’s personal chauffeur! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into running errands for your lazy colleagues. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the disgruntled employees gather to plot their revenge… Join now and let the virtual shenanigans begin!

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CraftyCarCrafter Minecraft SMP

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Yo, bro, if you’re looking for a sick Minecraft SMP to join, look no further than this epic server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy! We got creators on here who make vehicles that will blow your mind, just like Quiet Nerd does.
Join our server and you’ll be riding around in a flying pig-powered rocket ship in no time, cruising through the skies like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond-eating dragon that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insanity. So come join us and let’s get weird together!

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CreepyCraft: Secrets Unleashed

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Have you ever had a creeper sneak up on you in Minecraft and explode right in your face, leaving you with only half a heart left? Well, imagine that happening in real life! On our server, we have a special event where real-life creepers roam around and try to blow up unsuspecting players. It’s like a heart-pounding game of survival, but with actual explosions!
But that’s not all – we also have a haunted mansion on the server where ghostly mobs spawn and try to scare the living daylights out of you. Rumor has it that if you spend a night in the mansion, you’ll come out with a haunted pet that follows you around forever. Who wouldn’t want a ghostly companion in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and give you stories to tell for years to come, join us now! Just be prepared for the creepiest, craziest, and most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

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